It seems like...

Here's my list of "It Seems Likes" for the day, in order of hilarity.

1. It seems like my dog has a favorite TV channel. Elaboration: When he was a puppy and we had to put him in his crate at night, he would cry all night unless I put Nick at Nite on. Thank you, Bob Saget and Jennifer Aniston.
2. It seems like Reese hates me. Elaboration: 8 peanut butter cups today. Death trap.
3. It seems like YouTube is older than it really is. Elaboration: No way it came out when I was 10. I swear to God I was watching when I was, like, 7. Confusing PayPal dropouts.
4. It seems like porn companies are trying to frame me. Elaboration: I was watching "Modern Family" online and this porn ad popped up and it already had 18 seconds on the time meter. Then my mom walked in.
5. It seems like I'm a redneck. Elaboration: Jeff Foxworthy is wrong about me.


Peace, and laugh today

-capo