I Obviously Don't Think

Ummm... pizza? Idk, I don't know wht to say today.







Peace, and laugh today

-capo

Daylight Savings Time Changing Day!

Hey, people! Don't forget to fall back. That's right, it's the end of Daylight Savings Time tomorrow at 2 A.M. I love Daylight Savings Time Changing Day. I just think it's so cool to have the same time twice, and it's cool to get an extra hour. What if we actually got to do the hour over? Would we just fix anything we did wrong, or would we do it all over again? Like, would we just do the same stuff over without even realizing we ever did it before? For that matter, has that ever happened before? Tomorrow, as tomorrows generally do, will bring more questions than answers. Anyway, back to my 1,000-piece jigsaw puzzle (yes, I know I'm a dork.)

Peace,  and laugh today (1.0416666666666667 times as much as usual)

-capo

Happy Halloween!

Hey, people! Happy Halloween 2013 (said in a way that rhymes)! I'm dressing up as a zombie jester in a costume I made myself and probably finishing a Bart Simpson scarecrow and a Marge Simpson scarecrow. Also going to decorate the house. What are you going to do this year? Tell me in your replies!


Scare, and get scared today!

-capo

It seems like...

Here's my list of "It Seems Likes" for the day, in order of hilarity.

1. It seems like my dog has a favorite TV channel. Elaboration: When he was a puppy and we had to put him in his crate at night, he would cry all night unless I put Nick at Nite on. Thank you, Bob Saget and Jennifer Aniston.
2. It seems like Reese hates me. Elaboration: 8 peanut butter cups today. Death trap.
3. It seems like YouTube is older than it really is. Elaboration: No way it came out when I was 10. I swear to God I was watching when I was, like, 7. Confusing PayPal dropouts.
4. It seems like porn companies are trying to frame me. Elaboration: I was watching "Modern Family" online and this porn ad popped up and it already had 18 seconds on the time meter. Then my mom walked in.
5. It seems like I'm a redneck. Elaboration: Jeff Foxworthy is wrong about me.


Peace, and laugh today

-capo

This is my very first blog post ever, congratulate me.

Hey, people. So I guess I should tell you a little about myself so you'll know what I mean when I say maniacal nonsense. So, I'm 18, I'm about to start college, I live with my mom, Rebecca, my brother, Tony, and three of our dogs, Marley, our American Staffordshire Terrier/Rhodesian Ridgeback mix, Samwise Gamgee (yes, my brother is odd enough to name our dog after a Lord of the Rings character), our Beagle/Doberman mix, and Little Bitty, our Chihuahua/Miniature Pinscher/Miniature Dachshund mix. We have two Greyhounds, Digger and Alexa, who live with my mom's ex-husband. My bro is in college, too, and my mom is an in-home counselor. My dogs are unbelievably needy, but they're so sweet, so we love them anyway. I'm an aspiring actress and an aspiring comedian. I love musicals. My favorites are "The Wizard of Oz", "Sweeney Todd", "Into the Woods", "Sunday in the Park with George", You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown", "A Chorus Line", " "Hair", "Little Shop of Horrors", and so many others. Lately I've been trying to get a part in something at our local community theatre, and they seem to like me, but it's hard to get parts. I do get to help out with other things there sometimes, and that's awesome, too, and I think I almost got a part in two of them for which I auditioned. I guess that's pretty much all you need to know aboutme for now. Come back and read! Please! It'll be pretty disappointing if you don't.




Peace, and laugh today

- Briana (but you can call me capo)